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'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

A vein of vampires

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

To bolster the nation's blood supply, the Red Cross genetically engineers giant mosquitoes that instinctively deposit their loads in a blood bank.

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