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'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

A vein of vampires

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Bank