Blood Bank Technician Mugs

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're such a good listener."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"