Blogosphere Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Facebook For Dogs.