Blockchain Boss T-Shirts

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

'Here comes the new kid.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"He created Bitecoin."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

No blockchain questions

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

'The answer was money you idiot!'

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

"The buck stops here. You called?"

"Lost bitcoin password"

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"

The Sultan of Bitcoin

You're sure you know how to play poker?

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

Cryptocurrency

Do you accept Bitcoin?

'Business is like a car. It won't run by itself. Except downhill.'