Blockbusters T-Shirts

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Showbiz Awards

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"She's been so creative lately."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"