'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'
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"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'
"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
"Your profile said you were a dog."
"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!
Tunnel of lurve
Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."
"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."
"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"
'You must be Olivia.'
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
"So tell me again where you're from."
Are you sure that's not your age?
Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose
"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."
'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'
'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'
Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.
"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."
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