Blind Baker Prints

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

A heart shaped cake

"Ninja bread men"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Pie Filling Reader

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Mary Berry

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

The seeing-eye cat.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

What's Really In A Penguin?

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

Solving the dropping cake problem.

"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Cakes

'There, the cupcakes are ready for you to do the icing.'

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.