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"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Scientists building a tower

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Chattanooga choo choo

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

The Goodyear Blimp/Not having a good year blimp.

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Self-Made Man.

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

Green Peace.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'