Blessing Sharer T-Shirts

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Give Thanks.

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Valentine's Day

"Allergy season."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Tea binge drinkers.

'For goodness sake, do it properly! Use your EYES! It's all about the EYES!!'

"This may take a while, Lord."

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."

2021 blessings

The Boarding-House

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"

"The kids are still in the hospital, the dog is dead, but I lost 15 kilos in one week! Next month I'll let my husband cook again!"