Blessing Buster Prints

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

BLESS YOU

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Killing Santa

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Cut Your Bills In Half.

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'