Blessing Buster Prints

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

The Expert

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

BLESS YOU

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Killing Santa

Cut Your Bills In Half.