Blending In Aficionados Mugs

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

A Transformer for grownups

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Sinead?!"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

The Robot's Trophy

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'