Blending In Aficionados Mugs

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

A Transformer for grownups

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Sinead?!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

He's been working out and eating right. His waistline is trim and he's strengthening his core. He has a right to be proud of himself --- but I'm not going to do what he wants and start calling him the "Abdominal Snowman."

The Robot's Trophy

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'