Bleary-eyed Organizer Mugs

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

A catch-all is born.

G.P.S. For the Home

One Thing / Another

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Desert Island Raking

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'This closet needs digitized.'