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"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Shoe addict.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Caliologist

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Frost advisory tonight.

Baby blanket.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Stitch one, pearl one...

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"You know your dog better than I do."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Literary Dogs.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"