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"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"I was almost that last year."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Caliologist

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"You're stealing the blanket."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Baby blanket.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Stitch one, pearl one...

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"You know your dog better than I do."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Literary Dogs.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'