Blanc Blanker Mugs

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Motor-blender.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

I love Kung Fu.

A sleeping couple

The Karate Master

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"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Woman to Plumber - 'Do you do teeth?'

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

Blank Books, Blank Screenplays

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

Please take a number if it'll make you feel any better.

Karate Class Clown

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.