Blame Game Strategist Pillows

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

Scapegoat: In case of emergency

"The new scapegoats are in."

"Don't blame me. Blame the supply chain."

'So once I was able to come to terms with that, and was truely ready to blame other people, I was finally able to move on with my life.'

"A lot of people are saying you're to blame."

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'Don't even think about it: I won't be the scapegoat again!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.