Blame Game Referee Prints

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Why moms make bad refs.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'It was all ball!'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'Ref!!'

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

Instant Replay

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

Play golf on the billiards table.

"They're right, you do need glasses."

'I'm just living up to the fans' expectations.'

"Look! Look! I could do that and what would I get? Plenty of earache, that's what! And would I deserve it, I'll say! Tsk!"

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

Stadium usher of the month.

Knockout!

"I blame the nurses."