Blackout Poet Prints

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'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Jack Kerouac

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Stuart – would you like to come up and rap some Tennyson for us."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Boss, come here quick!'

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

Caged Lovers.

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'I like things better before flat panel T.V.s.'

My poem is called 'Daddy's Little Blue Pills...'.'

"Harry got a recall notice."

The Office Black Hole

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

Art imitates life...