Blackboard Thinker Pillows

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

The Googler

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Cutting down the Brain

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

How symbols are chosen for equations

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

'What did you do?'

Teacher with wing-mirror on blackboard.