Blackboard Enthusiast Prints

Teacher at a blank blackboard.

I think you're capable of doing better work, too!

"Oh, come on. That's your answer to everything!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Teacher with wing-mirror on blackboard.

I Do Not Have OCD

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

Around here it got a little tricky...

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

How symbols are chosen for equations