Blackboard Buffs Pillows

Formula being erased by cleaner.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

When Cells Divide

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Around here it got a little tricky...

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Solve for x x r 2.

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Can you do it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom?