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"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Halloween Selfie

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Dessert

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Summer Berries

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

'I'm downloading a free employee evaluation app'

'We come to your planet in search of free apps.'

'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

Wedding Texting

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

Appy Hour

In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...

''Boysenberry?!' ARH,Geezh,sorry Ma'am. I thought he said,'Poisonberry'!'

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'

'I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything.'