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Johnny Cashpoint.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Philip Marlow family

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Storm in a magic lamp.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Western Outfitters.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"