Biz Wiz Pillows

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Business News.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Almost finished.'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."