Biscuit Collecting Prints

'No, not frisbees!.. Freebies!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Wow, these are good!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'The price or the biscuits?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Cause and Effect.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

What do you wish for next year?

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'