Biscuit Bartering Mugs

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Building a gingerbread house

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

Rum Mage Sale Today

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

A dog biscuit

Eat the Author

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