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"She died on her ninetieth birthday. Such a shame. We were only halfway through giving her the bumps at the time."

Methuselah and His Royal Candle Blowers

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Folk Wedding

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Birth Cake

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"