Birthday Schemer Pillows

Add some humor and personality to their space with a pillow designed for the birthday schemer. Cozy, fun, and full of wit, it’s the perfect gift for those who love to dream up the next big surprise.

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'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.' mockup

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

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'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!' mockup

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks." mockup

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

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"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!" mockup

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

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'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.' mockup

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!' mockup

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

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No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation! mockup

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

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"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

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"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday." mockup

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

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"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty." mockup

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate." mockup

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

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'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.' mockup

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

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Birthdays were always better at Mom's. mockup

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

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"All I got was a cake and a card." mockup

"All I got was a cake and a card."

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'I'm getting ready for mating season.' mockup

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

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Valentine Comix

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"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ." mockup

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

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Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child mockup

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

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"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them." mockup

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

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Happy birthday to you!

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Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book. mockup

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

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'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?' mockup

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

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"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift." mockup

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

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Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it. mockup

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

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'What did you get me for my birthday?' mockup

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

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"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding." mockup

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

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Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent mockup

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

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A trap for Santa

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Fake it with Flowers.

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'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.' mockup

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

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"Bigger cake."

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"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale." mockup

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

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Birthday Schemer Pillows Collection

Birthday Schemer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the birthday schemer. From witty quotes to creative designs, find a mug that celebrates their playful planning.

Birthday Schemer Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the artistic side of the birthday schemer. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and creativity.

Birthday Schemer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for the birthday schemer. With clever slogans and fun graphics, these shirts are ideal for the planner who loves to surprise.