Birthday At Work Prints

Man with post it note

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I sent out for everything.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Where your mind & battle are los

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "