Birds-in-flight Analyst Prints

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Bird Bath.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Surfer and the Whale

"What are the prevailing winds?"

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

United Reputation

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

Wild Bird Sanctuary

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

Arrivals, departrures, bankruptcies

Trump and Iran

Easyjet takeover.