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Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Myspace then and now.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse Garage

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Birdhouse Apartments