Birdbath Baptist Prints

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Not now!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bathing.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

How to recover from a bad day

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

Birdbath & Beyond

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

Relaxing in the pool.

Bird Bath.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"This is our delux model."

"He just bought the water rights."

birdbath

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

A man in a bath

When did THAT go in?

"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

Bird bath pool toys.

No Diving.

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

Bird at Birdbath