Bird Watcher Chuckler Prints

Restroom.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"He's a bird-dog."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."