Bird In The Belfry Prints

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Two birds refuel.

Blackbirds.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Pandemic Orphans

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Skis with stabilisers.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Songbird.

'We should talk more.'

Road-kill rage.

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.