Bird Chatter Appreciator Mugs

'That parrot is really repeating on me.'

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Blackbirds.

Closed for Summer.

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Squawk dirty to me...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

A real turkey lunch.

First Tweets of Spring

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

Medical Bird.

Real Angry Birds.

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."