Bird Cafe Enthusiast Prints

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Fishing for Birds

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

Woodpecker House

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Estate Agents.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Clever birdie

'Purple Martin Condos'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Bird Bath.

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

Working from Home

'Your usual table leg?'

Wild Bird Sanctuary

Prof. Flocking was very influential on campus. Particularly amongst the Ornithologist."