Bird Cafe Enthusiast Prints

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Fishing for Birds

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

Chef feeds birds from bench.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Woodpecker House

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Estate Agents.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

'Purple Martin Condos'

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Clever birdie

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Bird Bath.

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

Prof. Flocking was very influential on campus. Particularly amongst the Ornithologist."

Wild Bird Sanctuary