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'You were manic yesterday? That's a riot - I was depressive.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Lumbar support animal

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Lockdown Brain

Girl's weight issues.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Don't do it, Sir! Think of your wife, your kids, your home, your mortgage, your council tax, your water raters, your gas, electricity, loan repayments, overdue library books..."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

Patient jumps out of window.

Gas Bill