Biotechnology Prints

'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Profits from gene patenting.

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Your problem is in the gene which makes antibodies, but the Biophase Corp. now has a patent on that gene, I can't do anything for you.'

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

"They've found a design fault!"

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Medicinal plants

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"Oh no! Vegelanties!"

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Lab-grown?"

'Here come the people from the adoption agency again.'

'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

DNA Lab. You crossed a goldfish with a salmon? What did you get? A goldie-lox!

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.