Biopic Enthusiast Mugs

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Spoiler alert."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Quentin Tarantino

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"The cape comes off too."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'