Biology Class Prints

'She had to dissect a whale in school today.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"My homework ate my dog."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"