Biology Brainiac Pillows

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Spindle Neurons

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Switch on brain

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Child finding school too hard.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

X-RAY

The power of the brain

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'