Biological Anatomy Buff Prints

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

A day at the transgenic races

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Gene Therapy

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity