Bingo Queen Pillows

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

Bingo night.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Battleship Bingo Night.

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

Bingo Addicts...

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

Conference Bingo

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Life bingo

"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."

"Bongo! I have bongo, Your Excellency. My entire people have bingo."

"Baldo, I'm walking to the church...it's bingo night!"

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"