Binary Whiz Pillows

If God was a programmer

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Problem?"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Music Quiz