Binary Code Puzzler Mugs

Robot with a sense of humour.

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Binary Man

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'It's the longest known palindrome in English.'

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

Football anagram: Dead muffin (Answer: Damien Duff.)

Robot Eye Exam

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

"Sudoku for Dummies"

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

The Friendly Loan Company

Palindrome grave

An elevator to some dynamite.

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

"...and David Bloomier, a former high school math teacher, is driving the #4 car."

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

Newly discovered binary love letter from bill gates to his high school sweetheart

A man walking his dog sees a mysterious figure with bird feet feeding pigeons.

The birth of the data mining industry (circa 1880): 'I ain't sure what it is, Clyde, but there's a vein of it as wide as yer Aunt Tillie!'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Umm...three across. Name a South American country...seven letters...begins with a 'U' - I've tried Yugoslavia...but it doesn't fit.'