Bills-busting Strategist Mugs

'Luckily, my husband gets so hot we can turn the heating off.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Input From The Front Office

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"I charge by the grain."

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'It looks like Barracuda Honey is attempting a hostile takeover.'

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

"I always put my assignments at the bottom of the pile, so by the time she gets to it, she'll be too tired to catch all the mistakes."

Energy bills rise

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Fake beggar.

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'

"I weaned Howard off TV sports with a 3-step program. First golf, then bowling, finally poker."

'What do you think - good time to buy?'

'King me!'

'So we stopped using clays and started using our credit cards.'

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'