Billiard Visionary Pillows

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

An infinity pool table

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Biliard Enthusiast

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'