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Play golf on the billiards table.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Biliard Enthusiast

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Snooker.

Chick Billiard Ball

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'