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Play golf on the billiards table.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Biliard Enthusiast

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'