Billiard Philosopher Mugs

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Biliard Enthusiast

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Financial Eyesight

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Just a friendly game.'

Pollution and money

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

The Easter Bunny in August