Billboard Admirer Pillows

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

If nobody had invented graphics

Taking a peek at the audience

Sunbathers.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Red hot little combo

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Punctuation Weather

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

On the Town.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Libredty

Coronavirus in New York

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Sue, will you see a marriage counselor with me?'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Giraffe Umbrella...

It was love at first sight.

Jazz Cans