Bill Payment Reminder Prints

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

I am billing, therefore I am.

Why you must go to work

"I charge by the grain."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Must... Remember...

Business restraining law firms

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'How goes the billing?'

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell